2003-05-15 - 4:10 p.m.
Remember how staying up late for assignments makes me cuckoo? Apparently the hour when crazy dawns has been wound all the way back to 2pm, when the writer started acting strange (though really, relatively normal for her). Observe -
*Girl puts on strange winter hat thing, sees reflection, starts shrieking to nearby mother "I have a big head! And very little hair! Very little hair!"
*Girl finds amazing reference on the net completely relevant to current assignment which she is certain very few other students have, starts making declarations of love to her computer (...aloud) "I love you! Looooves you! I want to have your computer shaped babies, I swear!"
*Girl finds herself agonising over what the importance of the Standard Operating Procedures even is, takes to shouting "What the hell is SOP! SOOOOOP!" at regular intervals.
*Girl finds herself over halfway past word limit and yet only through 1/4 of things she's supposed to mention. Above word limit?? Miraculous.
As always more later
*Girl puts on strange winter hat thing, sees reflection, starts shrieking to nearby mother "I have a big head! And very little hair! Very little hair!"
*Girl finds amazing reference on the net completely relevant to current assignment which she is certain very few other students have, starts making declarations of love to her computer (...aloud) "I love you! Looooves you! I want to have your computer shaped babies, I swear!"
*Girl finds herself agonising over what the importance of the Standard Operating Procedures even is, takes to shouting "What the hell is SOP! SOOOOOP!" at regular intervals.
*Girl finds herself over halfway past word limit and yet only through 1/4 of things she's supposed to mention. Above word limit?? Miraculous.
As always more later
