2005-04-22 - 9:30 p.m.
Am I a skank?
No, really, am I skank?!
My hair permanently looks like I've just been fooling around with someone.
In a recent photograph I look vaguely unrespectible, eyes half open somewhere between ditzy, drunk, and "come hither", while my boobs appear to be trying to make a dash for SWEET SWEET FREEDOM.
Upon reading an entry a few clicks back about (mumble), one of the near&dear commented "You're very forward. And very flirty."
Okay, that doesn't realllly add up to much, but I remain suspicious.
We're on skank alert yellow, people!