2005-01-12 - 1:47 a.m.
Brain, Earlier: Mmm, I feel like pie. What kinda pie? Uh... Humble! Mmm, humble ... wait ... I think I meant blueberry. Huh. How'd I manage to confuse those two?
In the spirit of this profound idiocy, I will share with you something I said the other night.
Me: You're like a rock.
Nick: How am I like a rock?
Me: You just are. You're like a rock. Whereas I'm like a reed, and Shelley's like a...
Shelley: A willow!
Me: Right. See you're all solid like a rock. You bend for no man! Whereas Shelley and I bend for any man- (suddenly hears herself) OHMYGOD, did I just say that? aloud?? ahhhhh!!!
Brain of a relatively smart person, heart of a sweet but naive person, and mouth of a whore.
I think this all ultimately proves that the little man in my head who is supposed to be watching what I say IS DEAD AND HIS CORPSE IS ROTTING IN MY BRAIN, ROTTING I SAY! Of course he probably died from being overworked but no CSI could prove that so I think I'm safe. Phew.
In the spirit of this profound idiocy, I will share with you something I said the other night.
Me: You're like a rock.
Nick: How am I like a rock?
Me: You just are. You're like a rock. Whereas I'm like a reed, and Shelley's like a...
Shelley: A willow!
Me: Right. See you're all solid like a rock. You bend for no man! Whereas Shelley and I bend for any man- (suddenly hears herself) OHMYGOD, did I just say that? aloud?? ahhhhh!!!
Brain of a relatively smart person, heart of a sweet but naive person, and mouth of a whore.
I think this all ultimately proves that the little man in my head who is supposed to be watching what I say IS DEAD AND HIS CORPSE IS ROTTING IN MY BRAIN, ROTTING I SAY! Of course he probably died from being overworked but no CSI could prove that so I think I'm safe. Phew.
