2002-10-26 - 12:51 am
Diaryland Trading Cards!
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Description: Babs is a crazy young thing who likes obsessing over boys, mocking society by being a clich�, and occasionally referring to herself in 3rd person.
Strengths: Confuzzling those around me with general insanity and specific bouts of stupidity.
Weaknesses: Boys with melty hair. Or a failed career as a popstar. Or dazzling smarts and humour. Basically ... boys.
Special Skills: I do have the power to bore you to death ... be warned! Alternatively, I can suck in my cheeks so much I look positively skeletal. I expect this to come in handy when my life depends on me vaguely resembling a rotting corpse.
Weapons: I whine when provoked, so much so that your ears may want to die. When trying to find a bright side, I will always find you something positive (but very superficial).
Titles: "Miss Uncoordinated" ('00)
"Miss Mentally Unstable" ('00)
"Miss Lack of Communication Skills" ('01)
"Miss SideTrack" ('01)
"Miss Blonde Stereotype" ('01)
"Miss Pathetic" ('02)
